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“My fellow Americans, I’m pleased to tell you today that I’ve signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.”
I cherish the memory of Ronald Reagan and of the Reagan administration, and am thankful for the legacy of shoulder-deep crap in which it has left us. Without this, I might never know anger.
The audio, on the Youtube.

My fellow Americans, I’m pleased to tell you today that I’ve signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.

I cherish the memory of Ronald Reagan and of the Reagan administration, and am thankful for the legacy of shoulder-deep crap in which it has left us. Without this, I might never know anger.

The audio, on the Youtube.


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